Jeez, Louise
The honorable Louise Slaughter --
East Kentucky born,
Dolly Parton voiced --
US representaive from New York CD 28,
union tout, 10-termer
and prog caucus stalwart --
recently released a "minority" report
on the state of the people's house, otherwise known as
the Lobby Occupied Congress --
or as the K-streeters familiarly call it among themselves,
the "LOC ".
Need I say it -- this cry in the wilderness typifies the hideous donk hobble down there. According to Louise and company, the lobby problem is -- you guessed it -- a problem that mysteriously affects only Republicans. So the anti-lobby report, perversely, is a testament to the lobbies' power. K Street has spooked the Orthrian goo-goos like Louise into muted partisan barking.
If dear Louise had her druthers, one hopes she'd give off with a bipartisan blast -- "away, all lobby cravens, away." But nope, she stays in party harness.
I know she's got a heart and a mind. Louise, awake! Lay a lobby or two at old Rahm's door, why don't you? He may be one of your party, but he'll never hear a word you say otherwise.