The flatware menace
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/15/BA661JTO52.DTL
As the $2,500 (and up) guests dined on beet salad and Chicken Rollata at a San Francisco fundraiser Tuesday for Michelle Obama, waiters and waitresses in the Julia Morgan Ballroom began confiscating everyone's silverware - handing out plastic forks and knives instead.What a diverting idea -- some Frisco hedgie suddenly goes berserk and lunges for Michelle, armed with a fish fork. Just the thing YouTube was made for. One could only hope that in gunning him down there would be a great deal of collateral damage to the other diners.Less of a security threat, you understand.
