By Michael J. Smith on Friday February 2, 2007 01:05 PM
He's running for the Senate. Setup and punchline all in one.
The image above reminds me uncannily of someone, or a combination of someones. The hair is Danny Kaye, and the side-of-beef face is maybe a distant, feeble-minded cousin of old Joe Dzugashvili.
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mocking his new look
father dearest
may very well come back
to haunt u
i'm told he's been
sick for years ..since
old partner Davis tried
to poison him with wood stripper
his medical teanm recently
settled on
AN EXPERIMENTAL MEDICAL PROTOCOL:
that involves
a nitely vein drip
of frog gland extract
the eyes of a zillion lady bugs
certain rare molds from barn boards
etc etc
yes sounds pretty retro
and
"he's blown up and down
like a bag pipe "
but hell
they're out of more conventional choices
and
it's rumored
this shit did wonders
for jerry lewis
Posted by owen paine | February 2, 2007 4:08 PM
Posted on February 2, 2007 16:08
Well, at least it's better than his old look...
Posted by AlanSmithee | February 2, 2007 4:14 PM
Posted on February 2, 2007 16:14
alan you evil (lesser) hoaxer
that's mick jaeger plain as the wart on
your chin
mick re enacting
the famous
marilyn monroe pool footage
from her fin de career
catastrophe :
something's gotta give
Posted by owen paine | February 2, 2007 4:28 PM
Posted on February 2, 2007 16:28
Oh, if only that were so OP. Instead, it's part of something much more sinister:
THE AL FRANKEN / RON SILVER / HENRY KISSINGER AXIS OF DOOM!
Posted by AlanSmithee | February 2, 2007 4:34 PM
Posted on February 2, 2007 16:34
alan:
i bow to your superior insight scholarship
and fire power....till jaybo gets back
Posted by owen p | February 2, 2007 8:16 PM
Posted on February 2, 2007 20:16
May I only live long enough to see Alan induct Sarah Silverman into his Axis. Between her and Franken, I may have to renounce my faith, such as it is.
Posted by ms_xeno | February 2, 2007 8:43 PM
Posted on February 2, 2007 20:43