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Jenna Jameson: Not as smart as you thought

By Michael J. Smith on Thursday June 7, 2007 06:10 PM

Dog Bites Woman department, or, The Usual Suspects Round Themselves Up: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=3248722&page=1
Clinton Relies On Women To Make History

To attract young women voters, the Clinton campaign has recruited "American Idol" runner-up Katharine McPhee to perform Wednesday night...

Feminist icons Geraldine Ferarro, the country's first female vice presidential candidate, and Madeleine Albright, the country's first female secretary of state, will introduce candidate Clinton. Tennis star and women's sports crusader Billie Jean King will be on hand, as will Maya Angelou, author of such "empowerment" poems as "Phenomenal Woman," and the autobiographical novel "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings."

No suprises there. But I was deeply disappointed to see that a much more respectable person than Madeleine Albright has fallen prey to Hillary:

Yes, it's porn superstar Jenna Jameson, who, er, gushes:


"I love Hillary. I think that in some ways she's pretty conservative for a Democrat, but I would love to have a woman in office. I think that it would be a step in the right direction for our country, and there would be less focus on war and more focus on bettering society....

The Clinton administration was the best years for the adult industry and I wish that Clinton would run again. I would love to have him back in office. I would love to have Al Gore in office. When Republicans are in office, the problem is, a lot of times they try to put their crosshairs on the adult industry, to make a point. It's sad, when there are so many different things that are going on in the world: war, and people are dying of genocide...I look forward to another Democrat being in office. It just makes the climate so much better for us, and I know that once all our troops come home, things are going to be better and I think that getting Bush out of office is the most important thing right now."

I love that phrase "the adult industry." It sounds like it ought to refer to the manufacturing sector that makes adults. As applied to the Democratic Party there's some truth in this, if you define an "adult" in the usual sense, to mean someone who has become as crazy as the world around him.

Kos should see if he could, er, bag Jenna for the next Kosventicle in Vegas. If he does, I'll attend again.

Comments (4)

Hillary is luck to get Jenna's support. She has more cultural influence than Ferraro, King, Albright and Angelou combined. And the koswack crowd is certainly a part of our postmodern porn-n-chicken culture.

well, they both put themselves into strange, contortionist positions to convince people that they are THIS CLOSE to getting some fond wish fulfilled, only ... not.

Perfect fit.

Teh Funny, MitM! And true, too. Hillary is the Jenna Jameson of the Koswack crowd.

And poor Ron Paul will probably get stuck hitting the campaign trail with Annie Sprinkle.

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