1976 and all that (Stop Me Before I Vote Again)

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1976 and all that

By Michael J. Smith on Wednesday June 16, 2010 01:15 AM

With apologies to Sellar & Yeatman:

1976: Yes, I'm a blubber-lipped hick Southern governor with a great fondness for the death penalty. But hey, isn't it time for a change?

1980: I'm not a blubber-lipped hick Southern governer. And besides, I'm a movie star, sort of.

1988: I'm not a repulsive squinting dwarf from Massachusetts.

1992: See 1976.

2000: I have a real hick accent, not a fake one. Okay, less fake. -- What? Okay, okay, less obviously fake. Sheesh.

2008: I'm hip, I'm cool, I have less than 3% body fat!

Posted by Michael J. Smith on Wednesday June 16, 2010 01:15 AM | Permalink

Comments (1)

Joy:

Ha, ha, ha...thats´s great! Thanks for sharing with us.
2010: I´m ultra-modern and for sure metrosexual...

Posted by Joy | June 18, 2010 3:27 AM

Posted on June 18, 2010 03:27

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