The Donald, and The Hill

PALM BEACH, FL:  Newlyweds Donald Trump Sr. and Melania Trump with Hillary Rodham Clinton and Bill Clinton at their reception held at The Mar-a-Lago Club in January 22, 2005 in Palm Beach, Florida. (Photo by Maring Photography/Getty Images/Contour by Getty Images)

PALM BEACH, FL: Newlyweds Donald Trump Sr. and Melania Trump with Hillary Rodham Clinton and Bill Clinton at their reception held at The Mar-a-Lago Club in January 22, 2005 in Palm Beach, Florida. (Photo by Maring Photography/Getty Images/Contour by Getty Images)

This is a fun picture, don’t you think? The Donald and The Hill are the two wearing what you could call shit-eating grins, but Bill quite conspicuously has his horndog hand clamped firmly about the bimbo-du-jour’s waist. Rather glaring, really. He looks a bit abstracted. Is he thinking about Trump’s small hands? Is he telling himself, Y’know, this could actually happen? She did call me Mr President. That’s always a good sign.

A picture, they say, is worth a thousand words; and they are right, as they nearly always are. Trump and Hillary come from the same world, and they aren’t so very different. Leverage artists, who have done pretty well by parlaying one corrupt deal into another.

People keep asking me, what would you do, if it were Hillary against Trump?

I always say, I’d take a nap.

But they persist. Thought experiment: suppose you had to vote? Suppose they held a gun to your head?

Oh, easy, I say. Trump in a heartbeat. There’s no telling what he would do, but we know exactly what we can expect of Hillary.

6 thoughts on “The Donald, and The Hill

  1. I could make a mint selling shellshocked pwogs miniature windmil/solar/fuel cell toys to make themselves feel good if Trump wins, or I could sell rifles to shellshocked rednecks if it’s Baba Yaga. Same machine tooling, though, so I’m good either way. Nap it is.

  2. Nap time? Au contraire! I look forward to the Comedy Central 24/7 that would be the battle of the Donald and the Hill. That is of course if the Donald is not the Manchurian Candidate paid off to enable the Hill to reach her goal easily. Not to be a conspiracy theory nut job but if he’s really in it to win it, we’ll have quite a bit of entertainment coming our way in the coming months. The only downside is getting bombarded by liberal idiots on our Facebook who’d be switching from Bernie worship to shilling for Hillary.

  3. omg! donald would be an embarrassment! from the country that brought the world reagan. and w.

    and is it not embarrassing to have harpy-hearted hilary screeching & clawing at the globe?

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