Stop Me Before I Vote Again

Daay-am, but that is one steamin' heap o'weak-assed spew. That's about as weak as it can get and still technically be considered "spew" under the Pure Food And Spew Act.

By "patriotism", does Goldstein mean what is, basically, high-school football for grown-ups? Progressive...patriotism? I have this horrid vision of Peace is Patriotic stickers on the backs of Priuses (Priii?) and Volvos. Sorry, but I've always been in favor of Peace because it requires you to renounce "patriotism"... didn't it? Oh, and what's that other one they like: THINK: It's Patriotic. Bullshit, it is. Real critical thinking goes against the whole idea of "patriotism". Who the hell writes these bumper-sticker slogans for these goddamn' Pwogwessives, anyway?

Progressive Patriotism.
Military Intelligence.
Airline Food.

Where I came from? WTF? So I'm some government-hatched homunculus after all? Or am I Pinocchio to Barack's Geppetto? Damn - that thing is too stupid to even appear in a blog, let alone a publication that allegedly caters to adults.

What is this guy? An orphan? Was he raised in the wild by bureaucrats?

The progressive fascist alliance is not new. They have long manned the barricades at NPR and PBS.

He needs therapy for his damaged psyche. What about Uncle Sam's psyche? WG walked into his store and left with nothing but Uncles business card for near half a century, and some how Warren's feelings are hurt!

Boohoo, Goldie, get back on your bar stool and kick the tires a little longer, it's a big decision. I mean is it really hip to be square? Can you eat your cake and have it too?

Put an American flag on your front door and tell everyone it's your wife's. Or better yet tell people your thirteen year old son is going through a rebellious stage.

Don't like that one? May I suggest teaming up the stars and bars w/ the rainbow. Perhaps, a turkey or Menorah to be festive. Or even one w/ the Starship Enterprise for being such a nerd. As long as it dosn't say Navy Seals, USMC, or We Will Never Forget, your safe, and no one will ever think you were one of the many who believes due to actual service or really giving a shit. It'll just be something that diverts passerbys eyes from your recycling bin and you'll be free to ponder other issues, like how terrifying the death of your thanksgiving turkey (or tofurkry that's really gag worthy) must've been.

It gets worse. This dude is a "professional" historian!

"Warren Goldstein teaches U.S. history and chairs the History Department at the University of Hartford. He is the author of Playing for Keeps: A History of Early Baseball and (with Elliott Gorn) A Brief History of American Sports, as well as the biography William Sloane Coffin, Jr.: A Holy Impatience, and (with Christopher Gabrieli) the forthcoming Time to Learn: How a New School Schedule is Making Smarter Kids, Happier Parents, and Safer Neighborhoods."

It never ceases to amaze how academia has been filled with broken light-bulbs...

Almost without exception, these grant-seekers and flea-fuckers couldn't pass a genuine exam in their freaking "areas of specialization."

"The progressive fascist alliance is not new"
i take little
nourishment from that declarative brother taber

"It never ceases to amaze how academia has been filled with broken light bulbs..."

Right on Capt D, you could say he's the gas that won't ever glow.

But Jon Stewart IS lousy. Stopped clock twice a day blah blah blah.