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The Vice-Hormagaunt

By Al Schumann on Saturday June 13, 2009 01:16 PM

Hormagaunt: a legendary undying monster that steals children and lives on the supposedly mythical planet Thamber.

Comments (6)

I see a caption contest! What's she whispering to Joebot?

"Fuck you, peckerwood," perhaps.

"Could I borrow your credit card for a week or two?"


I'd kinda forgotten about him -- sheer self-indulgence on my part, you'll say, and you're right -- but for the first couple minutes, I couldn't figure out who that was. Now I can't figure out who he reminds me of. Something about the eyes says Charlton Heston, but who's contributed the beaky nose, and that contemptuous jutting lower lip?

Al Schumann:

Take comfort! He was far more easily recognized before the hair plugs fell out. And the steady diet of children is turning him into Henry Kissinger.

Son of Uncle Sam:

He reminds me of the late Max Von Sydow in his Needful Things appearance.

Michael Hureaux:

I was thinking Spiro Agnew galvanized.

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