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Chupacabra Bodies Found in Texas, Oklahoma

By Al Schumann on Wednesday September 2, 2009 10:41 PM

Not true! The chupacabra is, in fact, very much alive and living in his natural habitat.

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Comments (9)

op:

chuppy visited me once here in hingham

i was coming home late
from a bout of shameless commerce
and there he was ...

he may have gotten
into my "squeezings"
at any rate he staggered and snarled
and glared defiantly into my head lights

the resident
three stooges from swabia
once aroused by my car motor
must have caught a whif
and began barking ferociously
like safe roughians are wont

chuppy with ...well...
a sour insouciance
trotted off in the direction of harvard yard

gluelicker:

You can take the Chupacabra out of Davos, but you can't take the Davos out of the Chupa...

Son of Uncle Sam:

I found him down in cambridge hitting on grad students drinking Rumpleminze. I didn't like the looks of him so I moved my seat and ended up next to Tommy Lee Jones who couldn't break from charecter. He was doin' Ty Cobb that night.

op:

btw

no ted genuflections here


we stout lefticles
why we sail ahead
alone and unafraid
we don't need no stinking liberal totems eh??

speaking of sailing
where is the skipper of the sail only
refit of the Minnow ?

last sighted off the coast of old orchard beach
flying this ...

http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/s/su~1923.gif

op:

one can only hope
he got washed up on the shores
of the island of lost boys
and is now
swaddling some lusty young caliban

I saw a chupacabra negotiating trade policy at the G-8 summit.

His hair was perfect.

op:

behold its working

good news for friends of job famine

http://epi.3cdn.net/954e0802653119c2e8_35m6b9poo.pdf

"Private-sector wages have grown at a 1.3% annual
rate over the last six months, less than 40% as fast as
the growth over 2007 and the first half of 2008, and a
third slower than wage growth in late 2008."

op:

this site has no post for labor day apparently


my sole off spring will feel
shame and contempt

lets see if the job liberation movement turns thru
our common annual track
to greater effect this curcuit

awake yee org-less zillions awake

JTG:

At first glance, I thought that was Alex Jones (he's a chump, too).

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