By Al Schumann on Wednesday September 2, 2009 10:41 PM
Not true! The chupacabra is, in fact, very much alive and living in his natural habitat.
Comments (9)
chuppy visited me once here in hingham
i was coming home late
from a bout of shameless commerce
and there he was ...
he may have gotten
into my "squeezings"
at any rate he staggered and snarled
and glared defiantly into my head lights
the resident
three stooges from swabia
once aroused by my car motor
must have caught a whif
and began barking ferociously
like safe roughians are wont
chuppy with ...well...
a sour insouciance
trotted off in the direction of harvard yard
Posted by op | September 3, 2009 8:04 AM
Posted on September 3, 2009 08:04
You can take the Chupacabra out of Davos, but you can't take the Davos out of the Chupa...
Posted by gluelicker | September 3, 2009 8:17 AM
Posted on September 3, 2009 08:17
I found him down in cambridge hitting on grad students drinking Rumpleminze. I didn't like the looks of him so I moved my seat and ended up next to Tommy Lee Jones who couldn't break from charecter. He was doin' Ty Cobb that night.
Posted by Son of Uncle Sam | September 3, 2009 1:11 PM
Posted on September 3, 2009 13:11
btw
no ted genuflections here
we stout lefticles
why we sail ahead
alone and unafraid
we don't need no stinking liberal totems eh??
speaking of sailing
where is the skipper of the sail only
refit of the Minnow ?
last sighted off the coast of old orchard beach
flying this ...
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/s/su~1923.gif
Posted by op | September 3, 2009 4:55 PM
Posted on September 3, 2009 16:55
one can only hope
he got washed up on the shores
of the island of lost boys
and is now
swaddling some lusty young caliban
Posted by op | September 3, 2009 4:58 PM
Posted on September 3, 2009 16:58
I saw a chupacabra negotiating trade policy at the G-8 summit.
His hair was perfect.
Posted by AlanSmithee | September 4, 2009 11:43 AM
Posted on September 4, 2009 11:43
behold its working
good news for friends of job famine
http://epi.3cdn.net/954e0802653119c2e8_35m6b9poo.pdf
"Private-sector wages have grown at a 1.3% annual
rate over the last six months, less than 40% as fast as
the growth over 2007 and the first half of 2008, and a
third slower than wage growth in late 2008."
Posted by op | September 4, 2009 12:13 PM
Posted on September 4, 2009 12:13
this site has no post for labor day apparently
my sole off spring will feel
shame and contempt
lets see if the job liberation movement turns thru
our common annual track
to greater effect this curcuit
awake yee org-less zillions awake
Posted by op | September 7, 2009 8:41 AM
Posted on September 7, 2009 08:41
At first glance, I thought that was Alex Jones (he's a chump, too).
Posted by JTG | September 7, 2009 9:30 PM
Posted on September 7, 2009 21:30