Horrible Bill


The fella on the left — Father Of The Year, perhaps, and I pity the Kids Of The Year if so — looks rather aghast, as well he might. The quondam Butcher of the Balkans, front and center, his famous Edsel nose gleaming like Rudolph’s, is very impatient with Obie for not dropping enough bombs. On Syria, forsooth.

“You just think how lame you’d be… suppose I had let a million people, two million people be refugees out of Kosovo, a couple hundred thousand people die, and they say, ‘You could have stopped this by dropping a few bombs. Why didn’t you do it?’ And I say, ‘because the House of Representatives voted 75% against it?’ You look like a total wuss, and you would be.”

This is all, of course, marching orders from the Israel lobby. But the terms in which it’s expressed may perhaps shed an interesting light on the Big Dogface’s own inner demons.

On Middle East matters, Clinton was always more or less a pilotless drone run by remote control from AIPAC headquarters, but as long as he was getting his BJs in the Oval Office, rather than Chappaqua, there were some countervailing forces operating on him. Now that he and his Better Half are both out of office, their inner Zionist has erupted like Krakatoa.

This is generally true of Democratic Party politicians. The Republicans are fairly obsequious to the Lobby too — the most recent Bush seems to have learned a thing or two from his dad’s unhappy deviations from the Lobby line — but if there is one area where the Democrats beat the Republicans by a country mile, it’s in shameless servility to Fort Zion.

17 thoughts on “Horrible Bill

  1. I assumed you had made up the quote to mock Clinton, and then I followed the link and he’d really said all that. Did he think his audience was middle-schoolers or something?

  2. Democrats’ servility goes back to “hasty invention” of the Jewish State as Gore Vidal once wrote:

    Unfortunately, the hurried recognition of Israel as a state has resulted in forty-five years of murderous confusion, and the destruction of what Zionist fellow travellers thought would be a pluralistic state–home to its native population of Muslims, Christians and Jews, as well as a future home to peaceful European and American Jewish immigrants, even the
    ones who affected to believe that the great realtor in the sky had given them, in perpetuity, the lands of Judea and Samaria. Since many of the immigrants were good socialists in Europe, we assumed that they would not allow the new state to become a theocracy, and that the native Palestinians could live with them as equals. This was not meant to be. I shall not rehearse the wars and alarms of that unhappy region. But I will say that the hasty invention of Israel has poisoned the political and intellectual life of the USA, Israel’s unlikely patron.

  3. “Now that he and his Better Half are both out of office, their inner Zionist has erupted like Krakatoa”

    His “Better Half”? What the fucking fuck what? Better than fucking what?

    Meh, I’m drunk… I agree with the gist of your post, but that “better half” thing grated on me.

  4. Y’know, I just don’t have the time, energy or motivation to be disgusted by anything Bubba says or does anymore. It’s pretty much a given that anytime he opens his cakehole, anything that comes out is going to be crass trash talk. Yeah, OK, the guy’s a dickweed, so what else is new?

    Seriously, what else could anyone say about Billary Clinton that already hasn’t been said about the sensation of having red-hot steel needles driven into your eyeballs?

    • Fair enough. The amazing thing about him — to me, anyway, never having had the privileged point of view enjoyed by a zaftig White House intern — is that he’s always outdoing himself. Just when you think he can sink no lower, an abyss under the abyss opens up.

      I mean, come on — bombing people because otherwise you might look like a ‘wuss’? Did anybody expect that? I didn’t.

      • Maybe not the in your face phrasing, but this is the independent variable of the Bomber Lib foreign policy calculus. The constant search for sufficiently unsympathetic populations to bomb, so as not to look weak on defense, has spawned an entire not-so-cottage industry under the pwog think tank rubric.(Wilson Institute, et al)

      • Fadduh Smiff sez:
        Did anybody expect that? I didn’t.

        After over 20 years of the guy, yeah, I totally expected it. Bombing people so you don’t look like a wussy? Yeah, I’d heard it all. Classic Bubba.

      • For starters, there’s the soy bean lobby. More wars equals more MREs equals more demand for soy. Do the math. Think of the tofu consumed at anti-war demonstrations as a side benefit.

        The power of this lobby to influence our government is terrifying, and surely on a scale equal to the monster truck lobby, if not greater.

        • For starters, there’s the soy bean lobby. More wars equals more MREs equals more demand for soy. Do the math. Think of the tofu consumed at anti-war demonstrations as a side benefit…

          Eeeewwwww. Bite your tongue. For me, the phrase “vegan potluck after the meeting” on a mobilization meeting call was code for “eat before you go”.

  5. The Peterson institute crowd

    And of course bondage Bobby rub in

    Yes both are fractions of wall street

    But alas my demonology rarely strays far from the site of old morgan’s bank

  6. A world class pecker-sniffian like Kill Bill may be bad to the bone–whether passing, receiving or polishing the bone–but he never did amass the body count of Bargain Obuyme. Surely the latter has set some sort of record playing court executioner and temple harlot for Israel? I don’t think the Son of Uncle Sam killer is getting his kill commands from a demon dog, but a demon ZOG.

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