BLACK, PWOGWESSIVE, LEFT CONSTITUENCIES VOTE AGAINST OWN INTERESTS IN HUGE NUMBERS, ENGAGE IN MASSIVE MINDLESS ORGY OF CELEBRATION; HEAVY CRACK USE SUSPECTED
MSNBC ANCHOR BABE SAILS OFF EDGE OF EARTH, SPECULATES ON AMBASSADORSHIP FOR OPRAH WINFREY
But, seriously, folks...I'm giving it two years -- two years for President Timberlake to re-invade Afghanistan, invade Pakistan, invade Syria, nuke Iran, re-instate the draft (oh, I'm sorry, that should be "national service"), and create an American Stasi (anyone catch that footage on YouTube?). Also, in the context of the mindless jubilation of the Pwogwessives, I'm thinking two years will be enough time for the crack to wear off. I plan to continue to eschew the "rock" myself in favor of catching up on all the binge drinking I missed out on in college.
Oh, and btw, that bit about the chick on MSNBC is absolutely true, although she didn't mention exactly which country Oprah would be US Ambassador to (I'm guessing South Africa, as Queen Oprah already has her Indoctrination Institute For Girls there). I didn't get to bed until 3:00 this morning and, despite padding my head in several squishy pillows to muffle the jabbering of my wife's TV as usual, I couldn't get to sleep at all and, rising at about 3:30ish, I was just in time to hear some frosted tart on MSNBC mentioning the chances of an ambassadorship for everybody's favorite filthy-rich self-aggrandizing self-appointed authority on modern literature and talk-show queen, in the context of "The Oprah Effect" (the anchorette's exact words).
On the upside, however, there's that little-mentioned facet of The Oprah Effect in which a couple of recent latest greatest must-read books she's touted on her show turned out to be a complete hoax (James Frey's "A Million Little Pieces") and a complete boatload of vacuous bullshit ("The Secret"). In a couple of years, I suspect we'll find out which one of these President Timberlake will turn out to be.
And speaking of the Audacity Of Hope, I was hoping that however this "election" turned out, we'd finally see the end of all this Phony Obamamania. Sadly, though, from the sound of the wife's electric babbling shitbox, it's going to get exponentially worse from here on in.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get started on my drinking, if I expect to be comfortably numb by lunchtime.
Comments (5)
"On the upside..."
there is no upside
but
upside down
Posted by op | November 5, 2008 9:03 AM
Posted on November 5, 2008 09:03
Right there under Lenins Tomb (on my list of "favorites") I knew I would find a hit of snarkish hilarity on SMBIVA. I must be anaesthetized by all the goodwill, even from leftists, around me.
As a counter-factual to your cynical but probably accurate view of the next two years, I'll pose the possibility that, now that he's in, Obama will gently drop the Madeleine Albrights, Robert Rubins, Zbigniew Brzezinskis among his advisors and bring in some genuine talent, like the UC Berkeley economics professor whose name I forget, Robert Reich, and others of that ilk. After all, he's got to drop 9/10ths of them somehow.
On the other hand, I keep hearing that Rahm Emanuel is a lock to be his chief of staff. That would be infallible proof that Obama is an agent of the Evil One.
Posted by senec | November 5, 2008 1:09 PM
Posted on November 5, 2008 13:09
"I'm giving it two years -- two years for President Timberlake to re-invade Afghanistan, invade Pakistan, invade Syria, nuke Iran, re-instate the draft (oh, I'm sorry, that should be "national service"), and create an American Stasi "
needless to notice but
flug
is playing the air sawing harrod here
.....as usual
i hardly expect war to sizzle forth
anywhere
any time as soon as two years
if not four ...
right now
the one and only dark empire
has a major case
of
storm trooper vitamin depletion
on its hands
nope uncle hegemonic wants some time
to rest his can
on the corner stool
to revig
for the next big 300 k plus
boot dance
a draft ????
hell that's for republics not empires
and if its
somethin' easy
like bomb rack diplomacy yer expectin'
don't waste my time
more people die
in a good old morally sanctioned
" containment policy "
more by far
and that's the type of gameplaying
our changling weeble majority
just voted back in
nope if its a real rumble you want
look inside our borders
if its to be anywhere
the next main battle front
will be right here in river city
in other words...
wake me when the unemployment rate
gets past 15%
Posted by op | November 5, 2008 1:33 PM
Posted on November 5, 2008 13:33
I am just sorry that I did not discover this site sooner. I expect my sheeple classmates to be buzzing about O'bomb'a as president. Many of them have continually harassed me to vote for him, and I kept trying to tell them that I'm not a sellout. Yeah, let's change; Let's change this two party, corporate monopoly of our government.
Posted by Delfina Pei | November 5, 2008 7:16 PM
Posted on November 5, 2008 19:16
anchor babe
chick from MSNBC
frosted tart
Posted by StO | November 7, 2008 1:20 PM
Posted on November 7, 2008 13:20