My personal rep, blazing progressive Barney Frank
(shown above with caped coffin-sleeper Tom Lantos)
seems to have turned into a bit of a wet hen
in a recent piece in
that dashing people's tribune, the
American Prostate
Barney tries mad, mad, double-mad dancing on gentle Bobby Reich's head,
because in an earlier issue of the same earnest mag,
Bobby R
bluntly claims
the donks, if they regain control of the House this fall,
will do exactly what Karl Rove and I say they'll do --
that is, follow their cheap showboat instincts,
and grandstand -- as in raise a hullabaloo about Bushco illegality, profiteering,
etc., etc. --
you know,
just generally play gotcha with the elephant's behind.
This Bobby claims they'll do,
instead of helping the beleaguered middle-income jobholdery,
which, to sir Bobby, is the one and only true party mission.
Well needless to say,
this touches off a string of Frank firecrackers.
Some of these just spring from vanity -- how dare anyone presume to instruct the likes of a barnyard
B Frank --
but other pops are clearly explosions of authentic kitchen fury.
After all, Bobby stepped on a corn here, right?
And
Barn has to play it up,
with all the righteous outrage he can push through that tiny, lipless,
side-sloped Buddy Hackett mouth of his.
To the contrary, Mister Robert Reich --
Barnz and his liberal donk
friends have no intention whatsoever of going after Bushco:
I know of virtually no support for trying to impeach President Bush among House Democrats, because we understand that this would be entirely counterproductive to what we are trying to accomplish both politically and governmentally.
and as to the admonition
to help the little guy --
"Why why why," Barney cackles,
I confess to some personal irritation ... when I am told that ... I should in fact think about beginning to do things that I have been doing."
If this is so, Barney -- if all you want to do is help us --
then my advice, once your feathers dry, is
figure out you all have been doing,
and do soemthing different.
But
here's the blink passage to me. Let me set it up first.
Bobby in his piece has said, among his other don't-dos,
don't waste time trying to expose "nefarious links" Bushco has to
[cue sinister drum roll] Wall Street.
Here's the barn hen's cluck on that one:
As for myself, I have consistently said that I want to show that liberal
Democrats can be fully supportive of the legitimate functioning of financial
intermediaries in a responsible capitalist system, while at the same time
protecting the rights of consumers and helping address the problem of
growing inequality.... I have never argued that this administration has "nefarious links to Wall
Street,"
and in fact it would be very odd if an administration
had no links to Wall Street in these areas."
"An administration..." "Odd..." "No links..."
So what gives, Barney? Are links to Wall Street bipartisan,
with or without the monkey biz,
at least "in these [undefined] areas"?
One is tempted to clown it up,
and suggest
to Barney
that his hand-crafted line may reach a level of ambiguity that is itself
manifestly nefarious
and paradoxically revealing.