
It's fun, in a grim kind of way, to see the contortions
and convulsions of soi-disant Lefties who can't quite
get the Israel virus out of their bloodstream. One of the
droller
exhibitions of this kind, made much of on certain left-intelligentsia
mailing lists, comes from the facile and febrile keyboard of odd-looking
and oddly-spelt Mark LeVine, shown left. LeVine's piece appeared in the online
version of
Tikkun, The Publication for Agonized Zionists.
A few excerpts:
Has the Left Gone Mad?
By Mark LeVine
Well, Hezbollah can breathe easily. Within a few days, there's a good chance that some of the best minds of the Left will be in the Bekka Valley helping lead the resistance against the Israeli destruction of Lebanon. At least that's what a jointly signed letter to the Guardian newspaper by progressive luminaries including Howard Zinn, Noam Chomsky, and Arundhati Roy seems to suggest.
... According to the signers, the best approach is to "offer our solidarity and support to the victims of this brutality and to those who mount a resistance against it."
...Are my heroes Noam and Howard planning to pick up an RPG and start firing southward from the rubble of Qana? Should progressives be donating money to Hamas? Learning to crawl through tunnels and ferry the latest Iranian missiles to the front?
...[T]he ill-chosen (one can hope) words by my illustrious colleagues reflects a very disturbing trend within the Left that has emerged the last few years, and which has come to a head with the latest war: Many leaders of the movement are moving away from the commitment to non-violence that defined the struggle against the Vietnam War and the vast majority of protests against corporate globalization and the invasion of Iraq, and towards embracing violent resistance (think the Red Brigade, Bader Meinhof Gang or the Weather Underground)....
...[T]he most successful anti-imperialist struggles, such as Gandhi's in India and Mandela's in South Africa, were almost entirely non-violent, while others, like Algeria or Vietnam, produced corrupt and violent regimes in their wakes....
Hezbollah.... is also a military organization that regularly engages in violence....
Whatever its motivation and Israel's actions leading up to its kidnapping of two IDF soldiers, Hezbollah's attack has produced an unimaginably terrible price for the people of Lebanon, much as Hamas's violence has allowed Israel to achieve many goals it otherwise could not have in the Occupied Territories.
There's more, much more, all equally sick-making, but a terrible languor is creeping into my cut-and-paste finger, along with
a sense that if were half a man I would go down to my local Uppper West Side recruiting station and enlist in Hezbollah. Right now.
It's a good thing that the lucubrations of Mark Levine and his ilk don't receive much circulation outside the
narrow ambit of ten or twelve Beautiful Souls who wish, sincerely no doubt, that Israel was a nicer place,
but who could not and cannot and will not ever be able take the side of anybody really resisting Israel. Because if LeVine
and Co. were much read by the "Arab Street," as the phrase goes, both America in general and American Jewry in particular would be
even more detested by the Arab Street than they already are. First you drop bombs, and then you crank up the LeVine Machine, extruding these treacly, preachy, smug, moralistic, preening, attitudinizing, self-congratulating sermonettes.
Calm down, Michael. Deep breaths. Count to ten. He's just a twit. Just a twit. Take it easy.
Okay, let's do a little text analysis, always a calming exercise. First, the glaring, sore-thumb giveaway: Hezbollah "kidnaped" two soldiers in the Israeli Army (which Levine, of course, refers to by its Orwellian euphemism, the Israel Defense Force). When you see this characterization, you need read no further. Hezbollah did not "take prisoner"
two Israeli soldiers in a military skirmish -- no, according to LeVine and Fox News, it "kidnapped" them. Poor hapless innocents might as well be LIndbergh Babies, snatched from the cradle.
Then of course there's the utterly bizarre, dark-side-of-the-moon claim that Hamas' victory (what were they supposed to do? Defeat themselves?) "allowed" Israel to do things in the West Bank it could not otherwise have done. Oh those damn fool cockroaches -- er, Palestinians: every time Israel gets to feeling nice, they make it turn nasty again. No one to blame but themselves.
And the idea that the way to resist cluster bombs, tanks, rockets, and machine-gun fire is... non-violence. It's
a wonderful thing, the grip this idea has on the brains of bien-pensants against whom no violence is being done. When the victims fight back, presto, they become morally indistinguishable from the perps. Even blackletter common law
is more sensible than your holier-than-thou liberal, preaching non-violence to the victms of violence his government
is paying for.
The (misspelt) Baader-Meinhof comparison is too stupid and contemptible to mention.
Best of all: this dumb blonde thinks Noam Chomsky is a "colleague" of his. Noam Chomsky, arguably the smartest living
human, certainly the smartest I've ever met, a guy who revolutionized his own field of inquiry and has enlightened and encouraged millions with the brilliant,
incisive, clear-eyed and profound work of his left hand on politics. Noam Chomsky, a one-man Five Foot Shelf. Noam Chomsky, a guy whom
future generations (if there are any) will mention alongside Descartes, and Hegel, and Rousseau -- this egregious little twerp LeVine thinks Chomsky is a "colleague" of his?
Right, right. Like I'm a colleague of the Archangel Gabriel.